The more important than your birthday birthdays coming up

Cownay's birthday is on the 25th of June son. THATS RIGHT BOI Halfway to christmas EXACTLY. Not only will I expect gifts like free stars and small european countrys. I gonna be rocking out all day wit my bad self, because Im generally that more awesome than you.

Ya'll best recognize

I'll have many gifts ready and waiting for you on wifi. If you're lucky, there'll be lube.

Yeah, you'll need plenty of it.

I didn't know someone great like Conway would even bother celebrating his birthday.

Its not about me celebrating at all, its about everyone else celebrating while I enjoy their company and praise.

Isnt that what birthdays are about for everyone?

Example: My Sweet 16 TV series. Its more about the attention they get than the actual party.

Hate to coat tail ride, but I have a birthday coming up on June 15th. Granted, it won't be the Mario Party sized shindig Conway's throwing, but there will be a little ceremony in my basement. Stars are a bit much for my taste, but if you have anything like rocks or copies of the Super Mario Bros Movie I'll take them (provided you don't throw them at me).

TheDarkPlumber2.0 wrote:

Hate to coat tail ride, but I have a birthday coming up on June 15th. Granted, it won't be the Mario Party sized shindig Conway's throwing, but there will be a little ceremony in my basement. Stars are a bit much for my taste, but if you have anything like rocks or copies of the Super Mario Bros Movie I'll take them (provided you don't throw them at me).

I don't happen to have the Super Mario Bros Movie, but I do have two episodes of Pokemon on VHS. "Island of the Giant Pokemon" and "Tentacool and Tentacruel." Ah, such good times... Actually, you can't have that, I'm only teasing. If you like rocks, Badger uses Kirby now, and I'm sure he'd be more than happy to drop a few on your head. And hey, don't ever underestimate the fun to be had in a basement--you could always kidnap someone, force them to come to your celebration (ceremony? If so, they can double as a sacrifice!), and no one would ever know.

I'd do a lot more than force them to come to my celebration. But I keep it pg here so lets just say they will be needing the lube.

Lube isn't exactly my idea of party. But hey, to each his own.

Actually, Chozo, I have the movie on DVD. But hey, the more tvs I can play it on simutaneously, the better. As for rock kirby badger, go ahead... nothing says "yay it's my birthday" than someone posing as a furious mammal using an eight inch puff ball to kick my ***.

TheDarkPlumber2.0 wrote:

Lube isn't exactly my idea of party. But hey, to each his own.

Actually, Chozo, I have the movie on DVD. But hey, the more tvs I can play it on simutaneously, the better. As for rock kirby badger, go ahead... nothing says "yay it's my birthday" than someone posing as a furious mammal using an eight inch puff ball to kick my ***.

Yeah, you weren't really around yesterday, so I kind of forgot what day it was. I remembered this morning lol. Funny to be remembered before the event and after, but not during. Anyway, happy belated birthday.

The day approacheth. Soon my friends. Soon.

Conway wrote:

The day approacheth. Soon my friends. Soon.

Once it's over, I'm locking this thread.

Probably for the best, it was created originally as a joke anyway.

Conday has arrived.

Congay wrote:

Conday has arrived.

Happy Birthday mah good fellow.

Yes, happy birthday.

Its that time again.

ily conway
Is there anything I can get you!? You'll have my adulation and worship as usual, of course. Just say the word...
AND TDP, GTF ON HERE MOAR SO I CAN WISH YOU A HAPPY B-DAY ON THE 15TH

Fourteen hookers. All must be clean. One of them must be an 8/10, the others no lower than a 5.

I've already gathered 13 of your 14 hookers. I have a question though. How does your rating system work? I ask because I know a girl who would be a 9 (potential girl number 14), but she had an unfortunate accident that took away half of her body. Would that make her a 4.5 (and would that round up?), or is she still a 9?
Note: She still has a mouth and armpits.

Oh god lol

All body parts must be in tact. I cant have blood on my nethers.

Have a good one Conway.

Happy conday to all. It is a time of joy for not only this man, but for all who happen to be alive at that point in time.

Happy Conday, since chatlogs aren't permanent.