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| | Merry Christmas One and All to All of My Friends At RD | |
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StarGalaxy777 Hunter
Brawl FC : 3781-0731-7137 Posts : 160 Reputation : 2 Join date : 2009-12-29 Location : Orange, Texas
| Subject: Merry Christmas One and All to All of My Friends At RD Sun Dec 25, 2011 2:30 am | |
| SG777 reporting here from rainy Texas and its approximately 1 hour before December 25th and to be honest I just woken up after a 5 hour sleep and cannot sleep at the moment so I decided to take some time and write a note to my online buddies I've come to know and enjoy the company throughout my time here at good ole RD. As I sit here and type contemplating on what to type up next, I guess the only reasonable thing I can say is Merry Christmas or should I say it Happy Holidays or to a extent Happy Christmas (Man I hate being politically correct). That was one of the things that grinded my gears. A Ventriloquist name Jeff Dunham had a sketch with the one named Walter heard Jeff saying the above and I recall Walter saying "Screw you it's Merry Christmas", or something along that line and I felt the same way. It's still raining over here and the weather reporter said that's its a 100% chance of rain, but I doubt any sort of snow will befall us, heck even sleet won't come.....damn you Heat Mizer. Which brings me to my next little tid-bit. Christmas Specials, yes the ones you see on shows such as ABC Family's 25 Days of Christmas,Hallmark, and a few other ones. I love the oldies specials and when I say oldies I mean the ones with the stop motion animation like "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" just because back then it took alot of work considering what was being done and was very time consuming and I like those type of things in general. I guess my favorite outta the bunch would be hmmm, lemme think for a min... ... ... ah yes now I remember it was "It was the year without a Santa Claus", I still think Snow Mizer was a BA and had a catchy song. But I must say this I dont like the new specials they make nowadays just because its not what I'm not used to since my childhood days as a kid, not to mention redone Christmas Songs (Don't even get me started on it). I asked "Sandy Claws" for a PS3 Hori Fightstick so I can "Get Gud" in Ultimate Marvel vs Capcom 3, cause thats a very fun game since I started playing it. Yeah, that all I really requested this year. I took the time yesterday to go to the store and purchase some GIF.ts for my lil Brother (Luigi64) and lil Sister. I didn't know what to get my brother because he seldom wanted anything so I got him a NSMBW Luigi Plush (Maybe he'll like it, at least that's what I'm hoping). Now my lil sister was easier to get. She likes those little Bakugan things (The little orb things that turn into a creature) so I got one of those because she only has like one and to tell you the truth, it looks like it about to kick the bucket because its soooo old so I'm sure she will enjoy it very much so. Apparently the bought presents for me as well and I have no clue what they are. Hmm what else to say? Ah yes now I know how to close this little ramble of mine. How I spend my Christmas day. Believe me it's rather simple but it gets the job done. I would wake up early which is uncommon for me but I'm usually excited like a little kid (I'm sorry but that's just how I am) I get up to see what Sandy Claws ;3 has given me and my family, I kinda inspect the tree to see which presents are whose i kinda move the boxes slightly to get a idea whats inside and precariously put them back exactly (We don't open our presents like in the TV, we wait till everyone has taken a shower and has gotten dressed up for filming). Then I'll ponder on what's what. itll be round I dunno 4 o clock so I would kill some time playing some games for a hour or two because I usually cannot sleep around this time and maybe...MAYBE I'll head to bed and sleep for a hours worth of shut eye only to get ready for the day then we get a freebie present to open (But it has to be small for obvious reasons). We open whatever it is and play with it and then....then.....begins the argueous (made up word) task of playing the waiting game. We don't open presents till like 1-4pm so it's like waiting for the last day of school to let out...you know where the kids are just looking at the clock just waiting for the bell to ring, but good things come to people who wait I guess.....it's just painful to withstand. Soon, Dad would give us the okay to get the party started, did I say party, I mean't the filming of the opening of the presents. One by one we each take a turn opening presents which goes from smallest to biggest present to keep the surprise factor going. Sandy Claws Has a knack for putting small presents in big boxes (Sandy is such a troll lol). Then my parents have a tendency to pull out some random present that was hiding in closet, which is normally a finale. After that we proceed to eating a family meal (Which I usually rush through just to play that game I always wanted) after that my parents are normally tired and head off to bed while we would get the OK to tend to playing with our gifts and chatting with one another about them and play with them till late night........ And that is where babies come from :/ (ATHF reference anyone?) ... ... ... naw JK my friends, hopefully you enjoyed what my life is during this Christmas season and I give you the option to tell other around here what the Holdidays are like for you. Be safe guy spend time with your family and/or friends and just enjoy it while you can, thank you for your time. SG777 signing off wishing you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year - Spoiler:
Jingle Bombs by Achmed the Dead Terrorist
Dashing through the sand with a bomb strapped to my back. I have a nasty plan for Christmas in Iraq.
I got through checkpoint A, but not through checkpoint B. That’s when I got shot in the ass by the US Military…
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs Mine blew up you see. Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me?
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs U.S. soldiers shot me dead. The only thing that I have left is this towel up on my head.
I used to be a man, but every time I cough, thanks to Uncle Sam, my nuts keep falling off.
My bombing days are done. I need to find some work. Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk.
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed. Don’t laugh at me because I’m dead or I’ll kill you…
I KEEL YOUOUOU!
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A JEFF DUNHAM AND PEANUT BIT
Jeff: i'd like to do something that has been a tradition in my family for years, by reading "Twas the Night Before Christmas"
Peanut: Ha ok! Nooooo.
Jeff: It'll be great
Peanut: No it'll suck
**Jeff pulls out a book**
Peanut: What you have the book?!? I am soo sorry.
Jeff: "Twas the Night before Christmas"-
Peanut :And all the Jews were at the movies,
Jeff: and all through the house-
Peanut:why is it always a house? Theres kids who live in apartments. How does Santa get to the kids in the apartments? I guess they have to buzz his @$$ in.
Jeff: and all through the apartments, not a creature was sturring-
Peanut: Except the @$$holes in 2B.
Jeff: Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
Peanut: Mouse? Dude you're in an apartment, thats a rat!
Jeff: The stocking's were hung by the chimnie with care-
Peanut: and believe me the room could use some fresh air, how did that tradition start??
Jeff: What tradition?
Peanut: Hanging up dirty laundry hoping Santa would fill it with goodies. good thing it wasnt jock straps! "Hey Sally what did you get in yours?" "Nuts. :/"
Jeff:YOU ARE RUINING THIS STORY!
Peanut: Well your the pervert eating out of your own jock strap!
Jeff: With Ma in her kerchief and I in my cap, had just settled down-
Peanut: for a big snort of crack! Well you have to get to the part where Santa gets busted for breaking & entering where the hell is that?
Jeff:Its not breaking & entering!
Peanut: Oh keep reading I think it qualifies!
Jeff: As I drew in my head and was turning around down the chimny St. Nicholas came with a bound
Peanut: He fell down...
Jeff: Yes
Peanut: Didn't you say his face was all red?
Jeff: Yeah?
Peanut: Why doesn't anyone see this? he is drunk off his @$$! This is a horrible horrible story!
Jeff: He was dressed all in fur from his head to his foot and his clothes were all tarnisher with ashes and soot.
Peanut: Fat...drinking and driving, in a furry GAY outfit, covered in soot... smoking, and you let him in the house because he said he had something for your kids!!! WHAT THE HELL KIND OF FATHER ARE YOU ANYWAY?! If I were you i'd cheak his ID then tazer his fat @$$... and how fat is this guy anyway? everyone is always leaving him plates full of cookies I think he's a diabetic dont you think? We should leave him plates full of insulen how bout that? Cant wait to hear the story next year "The Night Before Christmas Part 2 Santa's on dialisas and he's missing a leg".
Jeff: Can i please finish this story?!
Peanut: Oh please do.
Jeff: He sprang to his sleigh to his team gave a wistle
Peanut: Gotta go quick cause theres a cop with a pistol.
Jeff: As I heared him exclaim as he drove out of sight -
Peanut: Merry Christmas to all, oh crap i ran over your bike!
^Random Christmas Jeff Dunham bits^ | |
| | | ~Momentai~ Hunter
Brawl FC : 1806-5510-7203 Posts : 111 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2010-11-16 Location : Workin' the corner (coming soon to a neighborhood near you!)
| Subject: Re: Merry Christmas One and All to All of My Friends At RD Sun Dec 25, 2011 2:50 am | |
| I sorta tl;dr'd this, I'll get to it later today. I'm far too busy now; I need to prepare myself for the seduction of Santa.
Thank you, Star. I wish you and all other RD members (especially CONWAY <3) a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year as well~
edit: *sees the ponies at the top of the page* ... *logs off forever* | |
| | | Chozo Order of the Moderado
Brawl FC : 1334-0833-5623 Posts : 432 Reputation : 18 Join date : 2009-11-23 Location : Oklahoma
| Subject: Re: Merry Christmas One and All to All of My Friends At RD Sun Dec 25, 2011 1:33 pm | |
| I read it all Star. Merry Christmas to everybody. | |
| | | Conway Order of the Moderado
Brawl FC : 0946-5576-7124 Posts : 148 Reputation : 5 Join date : 2010-05-20 Location : Hoth, Dagobah System
| Subject: Re: Merry Christmas One and All to All of My Friends At RD Wed Dec 28, 2011 10:59 pm | |
| I didn't catch this as I was in Tennessee for the past few days, but Merry late Christmas | |
| | | StarGalaxy777 Hunter
Brawl FC : 3781-0731-7137 Posts : 160 Reputation : 2 Join date : 2009-12-29 Location : Orange, Texas
| Subject: Re: Merry Christmas One and All to All of My Friends At RD Fri Dec 30, 2011 3:36 pm | |
| - Conway wrote:
- I didn't catch this as I was in Tennessee for the past few days, but Merry late Christmas
How'd that work out for ya? | |
| | | Conway Order of the Moderado
Brawl FC : 0946-5576-7124 Posts : 148 Reputation : 5 Join date : 2010-05-20 Location : Hoth, Dagobah System
| Subject: Re: Merry Christmas One and All to All of My Friends At RD Sat Dec 31, 2011 1:30 am | |
| It was fine, visited the family and all that. The ride there and back was killer though
Plus I missed my cat.
THE ONLY PERSON IN THIS WORLD I GIVE A DAMN ABOUT | |
| | | StarGalaxy777 Hunter
Brawl FC : 3781-0731-7137 Posts : 160 Reputation : 2 Join date : 2009-12-29 Location : Orange, Texas
| Subject: Re: Merry Christmas One and All to All of My Friends At RD Sat Dec 31, 2011 9:39 am | |
| - Conway wrote:
- It was fine, visited the family and all that. The ride there and back was killer though
Plus I missed my cat.
THE ONLY PERSON IN THIS WORLD I GIVE A DAMN ABOUT I wouldn't doubt that last part bout the cat | |
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