ARR, IT AINT OVER YET ME MATEYS

ARR, although it be a bit late to be celebratin' today be talk like a pirate day for all ye scurvy dogs who might be out there, ye'd best pay yer respects even if it be a tad late. Belated talkin' like a pirate be better than not talkin' like a pirate at all! So pick up yer scivvies get out yer eyepatch, feed the darn parrot and get to lootin'!

I'd rather celebrate talk like a ninja day, but that would be a boring day indeed. So, out of want to talk...

I be a little late, but ye can risk a thousand dabloons that it be cuz o' da wenches I keep in me captain's quarters. I make them walk the plank... *hearty guffaw*

Ye shouldn't be so keen to make them walk the plank me hearty, they can come in handy for a bit of canon fodder..or canon ammo! HA HA HAR